Aloha Wamsters! Amateur WAM erotica writer. Enjoy writing about silly fun messy adventures. Also love messy roleplay. I don't mess males, but we can always team up on an unfortunate woman. Or women. Would love to read other stories too. Note that informed, two way consent is mandatory.
Wish you knew a mischievous man who would happily push your face into a pie, pull your pants down and laugh at how ridiculous you look? Naturally, I would also gently bite down on your shoulder from behind you, my warm breath then reaching your ears as I also stretch your earlobes like taffy. It's just the right thing to do, after all.
Or, maybe you yearn for a blushing, stammering sub who builds you several pies, then distributes them to you and your friends, drops to his knees and closes his eyes for the inevitable barrage.
Or maybe you itch for an all out pie fight where everyone is in their underwear (or less) desserts fly in all directions and pie hits result in pointed fingers and laughter.
If any of that sounds like you, I would love to chat or inbox sometime.
Wish you knew a mischievous man who would happily push your face into a pie, pull your pants down and laugh at how ridiculous you look? Naturally, I would also gently bite down on your shoulder from behind you, my warm breath then reaching your ears as I also stretch your earlobes like taffy. It's just the right thing to do, after all.
Or, maybe you yearn for a blushing, stammering sub who builds you several pies, then distributes them to you and your friends, drops to his knees and closes his eyes for the inevitable barrage.
Or maybe you itch for an all out pie fight where everyone is in their underwear (or less) desserts fly in all directions and pie hits result in pointed fingers and laughter.
If any of that sounds like you, I would love to chat or inbox sometime.