I'm so excited to try mayonnaise for the first time! Wearing my Pink PVC dress, I start to squeeze handfuls of mayo from the bottle and wipe it down my face. The smell gets me instantly but the texture surprises me and I start applying it to my body, covering my dress. I'm surprised by how much one bottle covers me and then squeeze lots of the stool. I sit on it and it squidges up my short skirt, pushing into my butt. I squeal in delight and add more and more, my face is next and I splat it with a big handful and smear it in. I end up covered and in true naughty Messy Megan style, a dildo has to come out, I masturbate until I squirt then remove the dress to cover the missed patches with the last bottle of mayo.